Humans,
By now you’ve most likely heard the news of my grand reunion with Chewbacca the Wookie on May 4, 2024, San Diego, California, Planet Earth. Since he will be traveling all the way from Kashyyyk for this dinner and will be bringing some special, fresh ingredients in his inter-galactic travels, I wanted to highlight a few special items on the menu.
Course one will be an extremely fresh fish aquachile from the planet Ahch-To. This planet, of course, was where the Jedi Order was birthed and is covered in water, with deep blue oceans and volcanic islands. We’ll be using Billfish for this dish, shipped galaxy to galaxy via food-grade stasis pods as freshly as if we caught it today. (On this note, a few of you have inquired on if we will have music by the Billfish double bass, but unfortunately neither Chewie or I have played in years!) We’ll pair this one with a delicate Green Milk cocktail, quite reminiscent of the old planet.
There is so much more to be highlighted, but your fourth course will be Shaak by Bear. Naboo Shaak, to be specific. (Though they are – of course – bred on other planets as well. We are partial to the Naboo Shaak because of the high quality prairie greens on which they feed there.) What’s that? You don’t know much about this bulbous mammalian species of non-sentient herbivores that grazes on the grasslands of Naboo?? Ah, well – the meat that comes from these slow-moving animals is rich with marbled fat and absolutely melts in the mouth. You will enjoy tender cuts cooked gently with buttered tokyo negi sauce. It’s going to be fantastic. Out of this world, even.
I’ve attached the full menu so you can preview more of what this special evening is going to be like. I haven’t been this amped up about a dinner since that first party in Kashyyyk, so I really hope you can join us. Grab your tickets now!
